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Birthday Riddles and Jokes

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Birthday Riddles and Jokes

Post by Larkspur on 2nd October 2012, 9:09 pm

In this topic, you can post funny birthday riddles and jokes. Don't fry your brain trying to think of one, but still feel free to post your jokes. You may even make someone laugh who's having a bad day!


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Re: Birthday Riddles and Jokes

Post by Eugene on 3rd October 2012, 5:22 pm

I'm not very good at remembering or telling jokes. So I shall re-post this joke that bookworm shared on the ToO! happy dance

bookworm wrote:One day Saint Peter went out to survey the people waiting to enter Heaven. On one part of the pearly gates was a sign that read “Men whose lives have been dominated by their wives, stand here.” The line went on as far as he could see. On another part of the gates was a sign that read “Men whose lives have not been dominated by their wives, stand here.” In that line, there was only one man.
Peter called to the man, “Why are you over there all by yourself?” The man replied “I don’t know, my wife told me to stand here.”

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