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The Night before Christmas (CC Version)

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The Night before Christmas (CC Version)

Post by NateMaxwell on 24th December 2010, 3:51 pm

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the forum
There were plenty of good topics (None that would bore 'em)
With my friends in there PJ's and me with my hat
We had all settled down for a long Winter's chat
Then up in Shop there arose such a clatter
I refreshed the page to see what the matter
Away to the forum I flew like a flash!
Tore open a topic and threw up the sash!
The moon on the breast of the fake cartoon snow
Gave the luster of mid-day to replies below
In my URL bar soon did appear
A jolly old sleigh and 7 tired reindeer
With a grumpy old driver so fat and unquick
I knew that this smelly old man was St. Nick!
More slowly then downloaded cursors he came,
And he hollered and whistled and called them by name
"Now, Grumpy! Now jumpy! Now cranky and dumbo!
Now, Stupid! Now, lame-o, Now dumbhead and jumbo!"
To the top GA's to the top of the laws,
Came the stupid and cranky and fat Santa Claus!
Now St. Nick was tired so I let him come in,
He guzzled our eggnog, our pop, and some gin!
As drunk as a chicken he staggered around
He said "Where can the meaning the true meaning of Christmas be found?"
I went to my nightstand and got a book
I said "It's a bible, Give Luke 2 a look!"
His eyes grew wide as he now knew the truth
He accepted the lord and spit out a tooth
I heard him exclaim as he rode out of view,
Merry Christmas to god! Merry Christmas to you!



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Re: The Night before Christmas (CC Version)

Post by Marvin DeSanchez on 24th December 2010, 4:07 pm

Whoa, that's really cool! happy dance


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Re: The Night before Christmas (CC Version)

Post by Rose on 25th December 2010, 6:16 am

Very cool! happy dance
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